Saturday, January 28, 2006

Knock! Knock!

I dont like sick jokes, especially if it's not me cracking them!

On a lazy evening, when legs are entwined, the TV is the most interesting thing, and arms are getting tired of moving to and fro carrying sinful little delightful bites from bowl to mouth.

He: I could make you cry without you realising.

I: Reaaallllly??? Try me, sweetheaaaart...

He: Knock! Knock!

I: Who's there?

He: Boo

I: Boo who? (Then seeing triumphant look on the male's face) Sick! Sick!

He: See, now you learnt a new one! But I must tell you it'll backfire if you try it with a Black rapper. A bartender was all set to see his smart regular client in tears.

Bartender: Knock! Knock!

Black Rapper: Who's there?

Bartender: Boo

Black Rapper: Boo the who?

Bartender started crying.

22 Comments:

Blogger Jay said...

OK, I did not get that black rapper variant, but the joke's pretty good.

Here's my favourite:

Me: Hey I've got a great knock knock joke! Ask me knock knock.
Victim: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Victim: ....

Trust me, everyone falls for this.

11:33 PM  
Blogger Prerona said...

ya - must be a scorp thing - i DETEST bad jokes - most of the times - even when u crack them ;) just kidding babes.

4:15 AM  
Blogger Mukta said...

Very very funny!

And here's another joke - when I wrote to you, I expected you to reply. hee hee hee ha ha ha!

6:49 AM  
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11:39 AM  
Blogger Sachin said...

Nice post there! Sick jokes or PJs as I call them have come up prominently in the last decade or so. Can you believe that there are people who actually enjoy them and there are some who are popular (read notorious) for their PJ skills! And now what with celebrities like Sidhu & Anu Malik jumping into the fray with their own brand of PJs, the market?s wide open. LOL

Must admit I enjoy a ?good? PJ myself at times. Btw, will you be going for the Bombay Blogger?s Meet? Am hoping you?ll do a post on that. Visit my blog whenever you can. Cheers!

11:47 AM  
Blogger Pallavi said...

he he I have one...

Knock knock

Whos there

Opportunity

Opportunity who

opportunity knocks only once..

HBUHAHAHAHAHA !!

2:30 PM  
Blogger Rat said...

Hahaahah.

10:25 AM  
Blogger Gangadhar said...

Lolzzzzzz

1:04 PM  
Anonymous venkat said...

Good one!!!

5:05 PM  
Blogger Arundhati said...

he he!

11:58 PM  
Blogger Parna said...

your hubby is a funny one :)

saw Pallavi congratulate you on her page. is it a new job or.......

do i need to congratulate you now and then again after a couple of months? :)

10:22 PM  
Blogger Parna said...

oi you have been tagged. do cplay.

1:49 PM  
Blogger Arunima said...

Arunima cries. No, she was not the bartender
knock knock!!

3:37 PM  
Blogger GratisGab said...

Okaaaaay....need to get ya'll off that couch!

10:11 PM  
Blogger AmitL said...

LOL...Anumita,knock knock jokes make me grin,anytime.:)How about this one:
Knock Knock...who's there?Arthur..Arthur who?Arthur more jokes like this?
And,Knock Knock..who's there?Spell....Spell Who? S P E L L

8:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha....that was funny!
ya...want to do the arunachal bit some day..its just that my new job just wont allow me to go...and i am just trying to convince myself that its good...!! :-I
how u doing...whats up with all these congratulations??

bips

9:36 PM  
Blogger Roy said...

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8:47 AM  
Blogger love life said...

hey no new blog,,disappointing,,,waiting for the same....hope ur having fun..
bye cheers....

my intro: m Naresh Bagmar, working for Office Tiger, Chennai. Native of Jaipur, born n brought up in chennai..hv done my MBA in finance

3:54 PM  
Anonymous amitken said...

hahah.. that was a good one :)

10:36 PM  
Blogger Priyanka Mahanta said...

That was really a good one...these black jokes and blonde jokes are just too much...even our sardar jokes..hee,hee!!

4:07 PM  
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