Knock! Knock!
I dont like sick jokes, especially if it's not me cracking them!
On a lazy evening, when legs are entwined, the TV is the most interesting thing, and arms are getting tired of moving to and fro carrying sinful little delightful bites from bowl to mouth.
He: I could make you cry without you realising.
I: Reaaallllly??? Try me, sweetheaaaart...
He: Knock! Knock!
I: Who's there?
He: Boo
I: Boo who? (Then seeing triumphant look on the male's face) Sick! Sick!
He: See, now you learnt a new one! But I must tell you it'll backfire if you try it with a Black rapper. A bartender was all set to see his smart regular client in tears.
Bartender: Knock! Knock!
Black Rapper: Who's there?
Bartender: Boo
Black Rapper: Boo the who?
Bartender started crying.
On a lazy evening, when legs are entwined, the TV is the most interesting thing, and arms are getting tired of moving to and fro carrying sinful little delightful bites from bowl to mouth.
He: I could make you cry without you realising.
I: Reaaallllly??? Try me, sweetheaaaart...
He: Knock! Knock!
I: Who's there?
He: Boo
I: Boo who? (Then seeing triumphant look on the male's face) Sick! Sick!
He: See, now you learnt a new one! But I must tell you it'll backfire if you try it with a Black rapper. A bartender was all set to see his smart regular client in tears.
Bartender: Knock! Knock!
Black Rapper: Who's there?
Bartender: Boo
Black Rapper: Boo the who?
Bartender started crying.
posted by anumita at 9:30 pm
19 Comments:
OK, I did not get that black rapper variant, but the joke's pretty good.
Here's my favourite:
Me: Hey I've got a great knock knock joke! Ask me knock knock.
Victim: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Victim: ....
Trust me, everyone falls for this.
ya - must be a scorp thing - i DETEST bad jokes - most of the times - even when u crack them ;) just kidding babes.
Very very funny!
And here's another joke - when I wrote to you, I expected you to reply. hee hee hee ha ha ha!
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Nice post there! Sick jokes or PJs as I call them have come up prominently in the last decade or so. Can you believe that there are people who actually enjoy them and there are some who are popular (read notorious) for their PJ skills! And now what with celebrities like Sidhu & Anu Malik jumping into the fray with their own brand of PJs, the market?s wide open. LOL
Must admit I enjoy a ?good? PJ myself at times. Btw, will you be going for the Bombay Blogger?s Meet? Am hoping you?ll do a post on that. Visit my blog whenever you can. Cheers!
he he I have one...
Knock knock
Whos there
Opportunity
Opportunity who
opportunity knocks only once..
HBUHAHAHAHAHA !!
Hahaahah.
Good one!!!
he he!
Arunima cries. No, she was not the bartender
knock knock!!
Okaaaaay....need to get ya'll off that couch!
LOL...Anumita,knock knock jokes make me grin,anytime.:)How about this one:
Knock Knock...who's there?Arthur..Arthur who?Arthur more jokes like this?
And,Knock Knock..who's there?Spell....Spell Who? S P E L L
hahaha....that was funny!
ya...want to do the arunachal bit some day..its just that my new job just wont allow me to go...and i am just trying to convince myself that its good...!! :-I
how u doing...whats up with all these congratulations??
bips
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hey no new blog,,disappointing,,,waiting for the same....hope ur having fun..
bye cheers....
my intro: m Naresh Bagmar, working for Office Tiger, Chennai. Native of Jaipur, born n brought up in chennai..hv done my MBA in finance
hahah.. that was a good one :)
That was really a good one...these black jokes and blonde jokes are just too much...even our sardar jokes..hee,hee!!
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