Monday, August 28, 2006

Mars vs Venus

I like to wake up early, he doesn't.

I love eggs, he's allergic to them.

I like planning, making lists, he doesn't know what it means.

I keep my money neatly lined in my purse, his money is all over his pockets.

I like the cars parked aligned to the pillars in front, he thinks the pillars are crooked.

When something falls on the floor I pick it up, while he walks over it.

I think the TV is already too big, he thinks it's too small.

When I check out sales at the mall, his feet ache and he urgently needs to use the loo.

When we reach the BOSE showroom, he stands there rooted with healthy feet.

I point out dirt on white fans and cobwebs to clean, he thinks it's the original design and looks good.

He hates exercising, I cannot do without it.

He thinks socks are disposable wear-and-throws, I argue they aren't.

I like dry flowers and keep buying them, he hates them and throws them out.

He laps up compliments. I am very wary of them.

I love adventure sports, anything heartstopping, blood-rushing; he doesn't go near anything where he has to sign that life-indemnity-or-whatever bond.

He thinks pretty women make interesting conversations, I do not particularly agree.

He doesn't notice books missing from the shelf, I notice and get livid.

I love spicy food. He can't handle it.

I remember every button on his every shirt. He doesn't recognize too many of my clothes.

I track transactions in my bank account closely. My darling doesn't notice damage and depletion in his account, due to usage of debit card by me. THIS I LIKE.

40 Comments:

Blogger Jo said...

Hehe... Good one. :-)

10:01 PM  
Blogger Dreamcatcher said...

Hillarious. And a killer last point.

10:17 PM  
Blogger manoj said...

man and wife are differnt!(most of the time).
it is good that he doesnt notice your spendings....party..

10:51 PM  
Blogger MellowDrama said...

Lol couldn't agree more with you on that last point...lol as Ogden Nash so aptly puts it

'Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets'

11:09 PM  
Blogger anumita said...

jo: Welcome and thanks.

dreamcatcher: Killer? It's a winner :)

manoj: Different yet something binds and holds. That's probably the reason why he doesn't notice.

mellowdrama: Thanks for agreeing. Fortunately, both of us remember birthdays as of now. Either we are too young or too newly married ;)

12:07 AM  
Blogger Stone said...

Allz well if ends well :-)

7:10 AM  
Blogger sinusoidally said...

You got a keeper. That's all I have to say!

7:12 AM  
Blogger Swathi said...

:)

8:06 AM  
Blogger MotoRama said...

The freedom to disagree on small things on a daily basis..makes us agree on the bigger things without question!Cute one!

8:06 AM  
Blogger Ajeya said...

anyone heard the song 'opposites attract' by paula abdul?

nice post :)

10:29 AM  
Anonymous alok said...

just one thing,
do not ever stop writing, like u did for a while, even if its just one post a month.

1:18 PM  
Blogger anumita said...

stone: All's well till now.

sinusoidally: It goes like... finders keepers :)

swathi: How you doing? Enjoying life and work?

motorama: Thank you. I think you are right. The big ones usually sail smoothly by. Thankfully.

ajeya: Opposites attract or kill each other. Thank you.

alok: It's great to have readers like you, Alok. Thank you so much for appreciating.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Prerona said...

i totally love the last point. The rest, perhaps common to most men and women

2:09 PM  
Blogger Priyanka Mahanta said...

U r at your greatest...as always. Loved the read. I hubby sounds so sweet. U make the most of it, don't U??

2:54 PM  
Blogger anumita said...

prerona: Common really? I feel good hearing that. Yes, the last point and a few others stops me from giving him in for exchange :)

priyanka: He sounds sweet, he looks sweet, but try living with him! Actually on second thoughts I wouldn't survive with anyone else.

6:36 PM  
Blogger Shruthi said...

Heh heh.. that was goooood! :D

10:10 AM  
Blogger Grey Shades said...

lol! And I can completely relate to being rooted at the Bose showroom. Its hard not to :)

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Gangadhar said...

hilarious one!
loved the end..hehe

11:17 AM  
Blogger Unmana said...

Nice! I think I'll try it for my blog.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Pallavi said...

Thats why they say !! opposites attract !! buhahaha !!

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

really funny!!!!!!!!

7:05 PM  
Blogger monk15ad said...

Hey please count me in if you need help with the last point ever. Asusual a very goo done.

9:18 PM  
Blogger anumita said...

shruthi: Thank you thank you :)

grey shades: Oh, then do you also relate to the 'dying to go to the loo' bit before that?

ganga: I too love the end one :)

unmana: Yes, give it a shot. The list fills up so fast!

pallavi: Like I said they attract or they kill.

anonymous: Please leave your name so I know who finds it really funny and can appropriately thank.

monk15ad: Help in what? Remembering, forgetting or spending?

10:43 PM  
Anonymous Ash said...

Hehe, very true :)

1:24 AM  
Blogger Sudipta Chatterjee said...

Ha aha haha... awesome! But well, I guess you shouldn't complain till he finds out the Debit cards! :D

7:14 AM  
Blogger anumita said...

ash: Hey, how have you been?

sudipta: Right, no complaints at all.

9:45 AM  
Blogger Grey Shades said...

:) i've never had the opportunity to test that one out cause most of the women i've shopped with are amazongly fast at what they want!

12:24 PM  
Blogger Varsha said...

hehe..last point is like a lvely climax.....no "Still we love each other shooooo much kind of mush that you would expect..."

even then....Gosh you seem to love each other shooooo much!!!!

1:28 PM  
Blogger shub said...

lovely!! and the last line is every woman's dream :))

2:27 PM  
Blogger GettingThere said...

I could have sworn that I left a comment here yesterday. Oh well. With my memory I can never be sure.

Anyhoo, the point is - the post is hilarious and soooooo true! "I think the TV is already too big, he thinks it's too small"... so very accurate!

7:30 PM  
Blogger lash said...

u re havin a nice time i guess.. thats it. have fun.. :)

9:06 PM  
Blogger Minal said...

:)

Keep posting pl.

8:15 AM  
Blogger anumita said...

grey shades: I am fast too! But these are big malls and I like to check out everything.

varsha: Okay let me get mushy. What is love if not being together, doing things together and loving it?

shub: I guess, since I handle the rest so well, I get my reward too.

getting there: Dont worry, happens with me all the time. I go back to posts and find my comment missing and wonder if it's been deleted by someone.

lash: Thank you. I look for the good things in life and make the best of them.

minal: Yes, yes, I will.

10:50 AM  
Blogger Aditi said...

wow, what a match;)nxqqrwe

5:00 PM  
Blogger anumita said...

aditi: A match I live with and am getting used to, thankfully.

1:38 PM  
Blogger --Sunrise-- said...

lol!! ahhh marriage really IS a compromise i guess!

4:00 AM  
Blogger anumita said...

sunrise: Actually there are more promises than compromises :)

12:54 PM  
Blogger procheta said...

that was a good one... specially the cobweb designs on the fan.

1:06 AM  
Blogger $|-|/\KZ said...

There are more promises, but arent they broken all the time??

2:40 PM  
Anonymous ObsessiveSLP said...

I love your writing! I have just discovered your blog. Your husband sounds JUST like mine, and you sound so exactly like me, it frightens me!!
Thanks for sharing!

3:12 AM  

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